seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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