how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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