the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Randomize
