U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
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Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
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note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I want to fling myself into the sun
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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