he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I made out with drunk Joe Dirt and then put his mullet wig on for him. True Halloween romance.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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