I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
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I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
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Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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