this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Randomize
