Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
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He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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