im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
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Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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