There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
