Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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