So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
