Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
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I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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