So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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