Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
This is the Santa Claus of hangovers. It just keeps giving.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
Randomize
