i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
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my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Mom said you looked used
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
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