she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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