You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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