was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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