Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
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Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
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