so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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