when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I will be naked everywhere
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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