We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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