Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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