she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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