i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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