It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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