if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
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No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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