she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize
