Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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