Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
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Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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