mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
He better not be in your backpack
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
Randomize
