Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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