I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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