I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
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He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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