I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
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either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
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My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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