So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
