i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
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Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
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If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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