I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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