It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
We're so stoned that were both cuddling on the couch and crying over Forest Gump while eating popcorn. She asked me if I'd fuck away the sadness. I think she's serious.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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