all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
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Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
Randomize