Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
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It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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