Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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