I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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