Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Pooping to opera.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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