do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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