She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
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we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
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Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
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