So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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