Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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