People with herpes should wear stickers.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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