He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
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