She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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